Thursday, March 26, 2009

100 years

I'm 15 for a moment
Caught in between 10 and 20
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the ways to where you are
I'm 22 for a moment
She feels better than ever
And we're on fire
Making our way back from Mars
15 there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to lose
15, there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live
I'm 33 for a moment
Still the man, but you see I'm a they
A kid on the way
A family on my mind
I'm 45 for a moment
The sea is high
And I'm heading into a crisis
Chasing the years of my life
15 there's still time for you
Time to buy, Time to lose yourself
Within a morning star
15 I'm all right with you
15, there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live
Half time goes by
Suddenly you’re wise
Another blink of an eye
67 is gone
The sun is getting high
We're moving on...
I'm 99 for a moment
Dying for just another moment
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the ways to where you are
15 there's still time for you
22 I feel her too
33 you’re on your way
Every day's a new day...
15 there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to choose
Hey 15, there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live

I never knew how effing much I love this song. Like, you have to check it out.
Five for Fighting- 100 years.
Okay and just a notice:
My good friends from school made this blog. Its kind of a roleplaying thing with a twist. But you all must check it out. If you dont check it out than you are most certainly NOT a cool cat.

Anyways, that picture up there is my favorite picture of me. Because it may just be the only picture of me that doesn't make me look like a poop. I also look older and pretty-ish.

Now, an update on my life. WOOOOOO.

So, as if you didn't already know, the ultra-fab Twilight DVD came out of March 21st. If you're a MAJOR Twilighter like me, you've been getting email alerts about this since the beginning of December. Well, I'm a super major ultra effing Twilighter. If you give me a quote, I can tell you which book, page, and chapter it's in. And I have read each of the books in the Saga over 100 times. I'm not joking. Well, because my parents are oddities, they think I'm "overly-obsessive." Puh-shaw. Well, they refuse to buy me the DVD. So I snuck over to my friend Mary's house, because she has the DVD, and my other friend Claudia came too. We, like nerds, watched Twilight about 16 times. From like 5 in the evening to 7:30 in the morning.

The amazing thing is that we stayed up for all that time.

That was the highlight of my week.

The rest of the week was spent at home doing exactly nothing except Polyvore-ing and reading Breaking Dawn and underlining all the sexual things they say. Which was pretty fun....

Also, please join me on this world-wide Polyvore quest to make Polyvore clean again. There are so many pornographic images and people, and there are so many young children. Should we risk letting them see all these graphic words and pictures on a fun website? I know Polyvore is for expressing yourself, but for all those porno people out there, can you express your sexuality in a way that DOESN'T involve naked blonde women with giant bossums licking each others genitals...?

Well, that's about it...


This is a message for Grace. (UnderMyUmbrella☂)
1.Grace, I hope you're out there, reading my blog.
2.I miss you so much. Whenever I open an umbrella I think of you.
3. I've had an epiphany: I'm beautiful.
4. Whenever I complained about my weight or looks, you'd always tell me to STFU or something like that. People tell me that so much. But for some reason, whenever you said it, or Susanna said it, it was kind of, different? It was said with more truth.
5. That's kinda funny because you've only said that over the computer. Well, duh, I've never met you.
6. I made the epiphany in the MOUNTAINS. Colorado mountains, not your Idaho potato mountains. HOW IRONIC.
7. I'm getting my dad to buy me a potato truck so I can drive to the Potato State.
8. I'm kind of in the mood for some Red Bull and Fried Chicken.
9. I rented a Scarlett Johannson flick and she went kinda crazy in it and I thought of you.


I'll leave you to enjoy the lyrics to RETURN TO POOH CORNER:

Christopher Robin and I walked along
Under branches lit up by the moon
Posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore
As our days disappeared all too soon
But I've wandered much further today than I should
And I can't seem to find my way back to the Wood

So help me if you can
I've got to get back
To the House at Pooh Corner by one
You'd be surprised
There's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Robin and Pooh

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do
Got a honey jar stuck on his nose
He came to me asking help and advice
And from here no one knows where he goes
So I sent him to ask of the Owl if he's there
How to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear

It's hard to explain how a few precious things
Seem to follow throughout all our lives
After all's said and done I was watching my son
Sleeping there with my bear by his side
So I tucked him in, I kissed him and as I was going
I swear that the old bear whispered "Boy welcome home"

Believe me if you can
I've finally come back
To the House at Pooh Corner by one
What do you know
There's so much to be done
Count all the bees in the hive
Chase all the clouds from the sky
Back to the days of Christopher Robin
Back to the ways of Christopher Robin
Back to the days of Pooh

Sunday, March 22, 2009

girls just wanna have fu-uhnn

The phone rings in the middle of the night,
My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"
You know you're still number one,
But girls,
They wanna have fu-uhn,
Oh,girls,just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
They wanna have fu-uhn.
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

Yep. That's me. Up there. I was having fun at that point in time.
Not today.
Even though I am in my beloved city of fun and no sleep.
It's because yesterday was maybe the worst day of the year.
See, I will tell you all about it:
I wake up at 8:09 am because my mom is hollering at me from the other side of the pretty little Aspen condo we are staying in. It's called Chamonix, Unit 46.
So I get up and put on my favorite Super-skinny J-Crew jeans and a white boyfriend tee that I stole from my ex. (yes... i'm kind of a bad-ass.) and a Juicy sweatshirt and I pick up my Longchamp tote and head out to the dining room, where, apparently everyone is ready to go. So we walk really fast into Aspen Village/Mall because we need to waste like 2 hours before we have to get to the airport. So I buy this ultra-cute bikini in a sports store, some new lip gloss, and some powder-blue Aspen sweatpants. Then we eat this nasty, super greasy hunk of Pizza. I'm in a pretty good mood, considering.
Then we have to rush rush rush to this teeny-weeny little airport in Aspen.
When I say teeny-weeny, I mean EXTRA SUPER DUPER ULTRA TEENY WEENY. It's like the size of my apartment, No joke.
We get our tickets for Chicago, because we are doing a connection: Aspen to Chicago to New York.
Except the only tickets with actual seating assignments are my brother Alex's ticket and my dad's ticket. Which kind of throws us off because, we should have seating assignments for me, my mom, and my other brother William.
So we go back to the counter and the lady says something like "blah blah blah..... tailwinds.... blah blah blah, not sure if we can fit all passengers... blah blah blah... only the ones with seating assignments are guarrenteed to get on...."
So my mom turns into mega-bitch and starts screaming at the woman, who almost calls security, so we just head to our side of the airport, because there ARE NO GATES BECAUSE THE AIRPORT IS SO EFFING SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have to sit on the ground, all of the 6 seats are occupied.
Not to mention, there are about 6 hundred billion people here and it smells of dog food and sweat.
So we wait about 3 hours, and our flights are all delayed.
Then this chick makes an announcement and it goes something like,
"Attention, all people on flight ____, we will be boarding those of you with seating assignments. The tailwinds are too strong to bring anyone else but the 15 people with seating. Thank you, and goodbye."
That means that me, my mom, and my brother have NO SEATS.
My dad gets all mean and demanding and stuff, and goes up to the lady and tells her that she better let the rest of his family on the plane or he would have her out of a job in a second.
10 seconds later, we're all on the plane.
Go dad.
Then we miss our connection to New York in Chicago.
And our luggage, is like, in the middle of God-knows-where.
So the next flight to NYC is at 8:55, so we had to wait for maybe an hour and 50 minutes?
We got on the plane, hoping that our luggage would be in NYC by this time.
When we landed, it was 12:57 am.
Our luggage wasn't there.
The lady told us to
"Come back in an hour."
AN HOUR??!?!?!?
My mom told them to deliver it to our apartment.
And now it's almost 1 in the afternoon and NO LUGGAGE.
Well. That's about it.
Sucky, right?
Well, in other news, Jade Goody died today.

That doesn't help much.

~It's Naturally Maddy~

Friday, March 20, 2009

aspen extreme

Hey bloggers,
First post. Woot.
Let me tell you what I plan on doing here.
At first, I was going to do a sort of "Outfit of the Day" type-sort-of-thing.
But then I got like really lazy. And I didn't want to post pictures of me.
I am afraid of mean comments.
Soo now, I'm just going to write a bunch of crap about my regular life.
Soooo. Yep. I should probably start with a introduction-type-sort-of-thing.
I'm Maddy, I'm 13, you may know me as Shake Your Hips and Do The Twist on Polyvore, where I basically spend every waking hour of my life. I live in New York City, yes on the Upper East Side, and yes I love it there.
I have reddish-brownish-blondish hair and hazel eyes that sometimes turn amber in warm weather.
Annddd yeahhhh. That's about it.
So here's what's happening today:
For spring vacation (which started last Friday and ends next Sunday), well the first week of spring vacation, my family went to Snowmass, Colorado. Which is like in the same area as Aspen.
Soo I just started skiing last year. So I'm not like some super-skiier. But I do like to ski.
Anyways, nothing super interesting happened.
Although, there are some superhot Argentinian ski instructors.
I did my first black diamond two days ago.... Yayyyyyyy.
Ohmygod my life is sooooo boring.
I'm returning to my beloved city tomorrow. That makes me happy.
I'll hopefully have wayy better stories tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the next. Or the next. Mhhhmmmm.
Yep. See ya.
The person down there is me.

me when i am trying to look sexy but fail

The set down there, I made it. Enjoy it.

For my blogg....
For my blogg.... - by Shake Your Hips and Do The Twist on

~It's Naturally Maddy~